I showed up later that afternoon exactly as I was. Nobody blinked at my outfit (as far as I could tell, anyway). My plan was to hide my legs under the table, but that fell through since there wasn't a table in sight. So I improvised by making a conscious effort to cross my legs to cover the big ol' hole on my right knee. When I could feel my left leg starting to fall asleep, I'd just stretch out both legs. Then repeat.
I was reminded of this memory when I walked into work wearing today's outfit. Now that I've been briefed on the dress code, the holey jeans will never make another appearance. The rest of the outfit sure can though!
top: J.Crew Factory infinity shirt (sold here - $24.15 w/code PIZZATIME)
watch: The Horse Original watch in rose gold/blush (sold here)
pants: Ann Taylor ponte skinny ankle (similar)
bag: Nina Ricci small Marche in gris (sold at Barneys / mytheresa; similar)
shoes: Sole Society Desirae almond toe pump (similar; similar)